Ah, football. The sport of the Gods. It’s been far too long since I last saw you. Sure, I’ve seen some pre-season games on the NFL Network, but I haven’t seen RAVENS FOOTBALL since that stupid hick from Nawlins (you know him - that guy in all those commercials) beat us by not throwing a touchdown pass.
Am I bitter? Hell yeah, I’m bitter.
There are a few questions going into tonight’s game that I want answered:
Who will win the third-string QB job? Former UCLA bad-ass Drew Olson or 2007 Heisman Trophy winner Troy Smith? It sucks to see one of them cut because both are capable, but cuts are coming, and there will be one QB looking for a chair when the music stops.
Honestly, I really don’t want to see either cut. I really like Olson’s arm. He’s got a lot of zip to his passes and can go waaaay deep. Plus, he’s like 9 feet taller than Smith, and according to the media and ‘experts’, the size difference matters.
Look, if there’s one thing that I’ve been told numerous times, it’s that size doesn’t matter… it’s how you use it. Smith has a cannon, too. Hopefully he can use it to crack the roster.
One thing is for certain: whoever our third-string QB is, they’ll be better than Anthony Wright. That guy just flat-out sucked when he played with the ‘vens. Luckily, we’ll get to see him next week in glorious HD on NBC, when the Ravens play the vaGiants in the pre-season.
How will I be able to get game updates when I can’t watch the game live? I hate being marooned in the midwest during football season. HATE, HATE, HATE.
I’ll probably have to stream the game on the internet, which means that I’ll be stuck to my laptop in my office hoping that everything buffers ok and there aren’t any interruptions in the feed.
Did I mention that I hate being 836 miles away from Baltimore during football season?
Will Jared Gaither live up to the hype? God, I hope so. The guy’s enormous, nimble and strong. How can that combination fail?
I find it hilarious that the dude writing Baltimore Beatdown for SB Nation said that he wasn’t going to blog about the supplemental draft because it’s not important.
Uhhh…. we found JO’s replacement in the supplemental draft. But, whatever. He thinks that Gaither will only come off the bench for a few snaps to spell a veteran.
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Will my relationship with the soon-to-be wife survive this football season? Yeah, it probably will. She saw me at my worst while we were painting our new house during the Ravens/Colts game last year. She heard words fly out of my mouth reserved for burly truckers and lumberjacks - it got intense. That said, the seed has been planted that on our Vegas honeymoon, I’m spending all day Sunday at the Caesar’s Palace sports book in full-blown Ravens gear watching (and wagering) a full day’s worth of games.
She’s a keeper.